Paris Hilton Getting Grown

After her extended prison stunt , Paris has decided to grow up. In her recent interview in Elle UK, Paris states that she would like to have a baby in a year. In fact, she states that she's currently preparing her body for pregnancy ... not sure what "preparation" her body needs to conceive, but I'm betting it has something to do with acyclovir, valtrex and other STD-related treatment plans. I suppose it could take a year to fumigate that fire crotch.


According to a Dlisted source, Paris' theory is that the best way to get grown is to have a baby.

"Paris told me, 'I want lots of babies and a more simple life away from
the celebrity spotlight. I did a lot of soul-searching about my partying and then I heard Nicole was pregnant and I decided it's time for me to grow up and take responsibility - and the best way to do that is to become a mother.' "

I'm thinking that the best way to grow up is to ... grow up! But that's just me.


God save the chi'ren.



Source: Sterilize Her! (Dlisted)