Tuesday, December 18, 2007

When can we admit that MJ is deranged?




This is how Michael Jackson leaves the house these days. He has officially taken his disguise to the next level. There is no sane reason to leave this house this way ... especially if you're never admitting to getting plastic surgery.

I'm thinking that in Mike's mind he's in stealth mode with the bandages on the face. It's the bandages that allow him to disappear right before our very eyes. He's probably looking dead into the paparazzi's lens thinking "good thing I'm cloaked in bandages, now I can shop for my preschool-aged books in private ... I wish I would've thought of this one sooner."

I guess we're gonna wait until he "goes away from here" to speak freely about Mike's mental state.

* continues biting my tongue *



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