Patti and her hot flashes

Patti LaBelle had a hot flash and snapped on a fan. Apparently she tried to pull a "Janet" and call a young tender male on stage. When he got a little too close to her, she snapped on him and berated him in front the entire audience. Apparently he didn't know who she was.


Bless his heart ... because not only did he have to endure being disciplined by Patti ... he had to wait while she openly polled the audience on their opinions of the incident. Apparently the majority rules in his favor. So she called him BACK on stage and made him apologize.


That's a hot flash move right there.

Oh Sherri ...

This week on the view Sherri Shepherd stated that she doesn't know if the world is round or flat. Then she tries to justify the ignorance by stating that all she cares about is food ... or something about feeding her kids. I have no words ... I can only dedicate the following video to Sherri Shepherd.




Source: View Clip from the Huffingtonpost.com

Lil' Kayne can't get no love

I get it now ... Kayne is the new Little Richard. A brotha can't get no love ... no credit ... no awards ... nuffin. Kayne is highly upset (understatement) because he was nominated for 5 MTV VMAs and didn't win. Aww ... him sad.

Whatever Kayne. Since when does receiving an MTV Video award signal the pinnacle of a career?

Ever since he revealed that "George Bush don't like black people", Kayne has realized that acting an azz will get his name in the mainstream media.

The Fat Lady Done Sung

Last night at the MTV VMAs, Britney Spears completed the last performance of her career. She almost seemed to be amused that they even called her to open the show ... smirking as the opening credits rolled ... like "it's me y'all!". Then she proceeded to stumble and slow grind through the entire performance as if she was medicated and/or high. You know your performance has reached a new low when Fiddy Cent is looking concerned.


pours out a lil' likka for Britney's Career

Presenting ... The face of domestic violence

In case you didn't know what an abused woman looks like ... Juanita Bynum has deemed herself the face of domestic violence. She's found her new "mandate and purpose". Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports:

"Today, domestic violence has a face and a name and it is Juanita Bynum," said
the pastor.

Well ... who knew that domestic violence needed a celebrity endorsement? Hopefully Juanita will use her situation as an opportunity to educate people on domestic violence ... and not as another "business". We'll see if she starts selling $300 tickets to 2008 Conference and Retreat For Women Only ... After the Beatdown.

Source (video): http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/content/multimedia/video/index.html

Amy Winehouse needs a Remix!

Amy performed "Love is a Losing Game" at the Mercury Awards a few days ago. Did she ever complete her rehabilitation program? I'm confused ... she's been in and out of rehab so much that I'm officially confused ... is she cured yet?


Anyhoo, here's Amy performing the solem ditty "Love is a Losing Game". I'm thinking she need to sing something more upbeat ... given her "situation".


makes an anonymous call to Swizz Beats or Scott Storch

Paris Hilton Getting Grown

After her extended prison stunt , Paris has decided to grow up. In her recent interview in Elle UK, Paris states that she would like to have a baby in a year. In fact, she states that she's currently preparing her body for pregnancy ... not sure what "preparation" her body needs to conceive, but I'm betting it has something to do with acyclovir, valtrex and other STD-related treatment plans. I suppose it could take a year to fumigate that fire crotch.


According to a Dlisted source, Paris' theory is that the best way to get grown is to have a baby.

"Paris told me, 'I want lots of babies and a more simple life away from
the celebrity spotlight. I did a lot of soul-searching about my partying and then I heard Nicole was pregnant and I decided it's time for me to grow up and take responsibility - and the best way to do that is to become a mother.' "

I'm thinking that the best way to grow up is to ... grow up! But that's just me.


God save the chi'ren.



Source: Sterilize Her! (Dlisted)

Oprah must be bored

Usher and Tameka got married ... again ... last weekend. Apparently Whitney, Mariah and Oprah attended the glamorous festivities. I guess now that Oprah has saved a few Katrina victims, educated the Africans and thrown Obama a party there's nothing left for her to do ... 'cus I can't think of one reason why Oprah needed to waste her time flying to the ATL for this. She could've attended my Labor Day BBQ for all this.

Even Usher's Mom decided to pass on this one.

Source: Groom Usher Gets it 'Rite' (NY Post)

KeKe Wyatt is half crazy

Apparently Keke Wyatt inherited "crazy" from her mama's side of the family. According to her recent Essence interview, she states that her white mother used the n-word so much that she thought her name was 'nigg'er for a long time. But ... before you get all worked up ... mama used the n-word with an A, not an ER. snicker

It gets worse ...

Keke would also like y'all to know that she is not black. She's mostly white and Native American. Even though she's not black ... she takes time out of her "busy" schedule to speak out on the latest issues affecting the black community. Like discrimination against darker black folk. Wait ... I actually made that sound better than she actually said it ... Here's a quote:

No, I’m not all Black, but I definitely stand up for the Black people. They’ve
had it rough, they can’t help the fact that they’re skin is dark, or that their
nose is a lil’ wider or that the curls in their hair might be tighter than
yours. I don’t think that it’s fair for people who look like me with the light
skin, pointy nose and the pretty hair to think that dark-complected people are
any less than them.

It's comforting to know that while KeKe is only 25.2305% black ... she will ride or die with y'all black folks 'til the day she dies. Especially the "black black" ones with wide noses and tightly curled hair.

Source: Rhymes with Snitch