Snoop gives parenting advice to JLo

The world is upside down when Snoop is giving parenting advice. Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez recently gave birth to twins. Snoops advice?

“One baby at a time. She’s going to have a good time with it. Babies are
beautiful, especially having two at one time. Ever since I was a youngster, I was a hustler. I sold newspapers, candy, I was always out of the house trying to make money, so I commend any kid that tries to go get something in life, whether he’s trying to wash cars or pump gas or help ladies to their cars with their groceries. Any sort of hustle is what I push on a kid because it shows a sign that you want to be something in life.”

OK, first it's too late for "one baby at a time" ... she had twins. And secondly, what da hell does Snoop know about the special beauty of having twins? Thirdly, he know damned well Jenny-Lo-Lo's kids won't be hustling newspapers & candy, their bedrooms already cost more than most folks houses.

Grade: D+ to OK! Magazine for asking Snoop to give parenting advice.


Source: OK! Magazine

Tracey to Johnny "We know the truth"

On February 25, Johnny Gill conducted an interview with the Doug Banks Show to discuss his sexuality and the rumors surrounding his relationship with Eddie Murphy. Apparently Johnny is hurt that y'all think he is gay. * rolls eyes * He says that he is not gay, he's hurt by the accusations and that he would take a lie detector test to prove that he's not gay. You know what ... He should've left it at "I'm not gay" because the lie detector test is making him look extra gay right now.


I digress ... Johnny also spoke about the rumored drama with Eddie Murphy's mother Lillian and Tracey Edmonds-almost-Murphy during the 'spirtual wedding'. Johny told the Doug Banks show that:

"One of Tracey's guests said some things that were inappropriate that triggered
everything with the mom, and that's how it all started"

I'm wondering what the guest said ... probably something like "why is Johnny Gill wailing in the back pew?"


Well, Tracey is pissed. She couldn't call into the Banks show due to a gag order that she signed with Eddie Murphy ... interesting ... wonder how much ransom she received to sign said gag order ... I digress ... her people have released a statement on her behalf. She responds:

"I was very shocked and disappointed to hear of Johnny Gill's false spin on the
chain of events surrounding our wedding. His outrageous lies were clearly a very
desperate and pathetic attempt to clean up his reputation at my expense. I would
appreciate it if Mr. Gill would refrain from continuing to spread false gossip
and lies to the public, and allow everyone involved to move on with their lives.
We all know the real truth."

I'm kinda mad that she's still referring to this as a wedding. I'm thinking that the real truth is that Johnny Gill showed his ass at this 'spritual ceremony' because after all these years ... why does he need to come out and discuss his sexuality NOW? I know why ... because he showed his entire ass at the pretend-wedding and he knows that one of the guests is subject to talk about it.




Johnny sings the Wedding song:



Source: EurWeb

Rihanna Finds Her Calling in Life

Rihanna got her legs insured for a million dollars. They caught her in the pic above doing what she does best…. standing….and not singing. At least she’s good at something. She does have style. Bow Wow should give his purse to her, she’d look better with it. Rihanna also has her own line of umbrellas to be sold at Macy’s. She milking the hell out of that song….

Bow Wow Murse Swag

Don’t be confused….. this is NOT gangsta. What the hell is Bow Wow doing with a pocketbook/makeup bag? My purse not even that big! What is he carrying in it?? Lip gloss? Foundation? Eye Liner? He needs to have a long talk with his stylist….. Rappers are not suppose to carry purses!

Map Porn

Anyone notice how John King seems more fascinated with this "map" than he does with the news? In fact, everyone on CNN seems to be addicted to map porn.

Map porn = you temporarily enjoy it, then later realize that you just wasted an hour doing nothing. Rinse. Repeat.

Symptoms of an addiction:

• Frequent preoccupation with the behavior or with activity that is preparatory to the behavior (CHECKMARK; clearly everyone is preoccupied and fascinated with this map)


• Frequent engaging in the behavior to a greater extent or over a longer period than intended (CHECKMARK; most of the time is spent playing with the map and not providing usual information)


• A great deal of time spent in activities necessary for the behavior, engaging in the behavior, or recovering from its effects (CHECKMARK; most of the time is spent troubleshooting the map, wondering why it's not working, wondering when it will work again, wondering when you'll get to see it again, trying to continually impress others with the map etc.)


• Frequent engaging in the behavior when expected to fulfill occupational, academic, domestic or social obligations (CHECKMARK; they should be telling us the damned news)


• Important social, occupational, or recreational activities given up or reduced because of the behavior (CHECKMARK; well there is an election to cover)

Map porn. SMH.

Amy, Ray Ray and Joe

So everyone is wondering who da hell is Ray Ray & Joe; the two that Amy have been with for ten long years. I'm thinking Ray Ray = that narcotic and Joe = that alcohol. You know how all the good drugs have names. Blue Magic, Black Tops, Ray Ray, Joe ...

Shout out to Blake Incarcerated.



Récompense Amy Winehouse Grammy 2008
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