Thursday, March 13, 2008

Bye Remy



A witness testified that he saw Remy Ma approach shooting victim, Mekeda Barnes Joseph, with a .45 caliber handgun. The witness stated that he saw Remy exit her vehicle with the handgun, cock the gun and then jumped into Joseph's car. He heard a "pop" moments later, then he saw Remy leaving the car.


Remy can face up to 25 years in prison if convicted. Her defense attorney has labeled the incident as a tragic accident. He states that the gun went off accidentally while Remy and Mekeda struggled over the gun.


I don't know about you, but that makes total sense to me. If a chick jumps in my car with a gun, there will be a struggle and someone will probably get shot. I blame the person carrying the gun.


Hopefully she won't have to share a cell with Foxy. That would be cruel and unusual. She can go ahead and start deweaving now ... because where she's going she doesn't want to look too fabulous (if that's even possible).


* pours some likka for Remy's freedom papers *





Source: USA Today

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Clearly Woody didn't get the memo


OK, clearly someone forgot to tell Woody that the purpose for Dru Hill's interview with 92Q FM was to announce the reunion of the original group. Nokio, Jazz, Woody, and Sisqo showed up to 92Q FM to announce their reunion. They let Woody speak during the brief interview (first mistake) and Woody starts rambling about something kinda "crazy", as usual ... it's been a while, but I remember him being a lil' "special". Then, Woody reveals that he was happy to see the guys and to reunite with the guys .... ... in spirit ... Because he was called by God and he feels that the 'grupe' doesn't need him, so he can continue to do what God called him to 'dew', which is preach the gospel.

Then, it turns into a scene from BET College Hill without the stillettos and blood. Sisqo storms out of the room hollering "you could've told us this yesterday!". Then Nokio decides to get gully with some (pretend) fight moves. He even had people holding him back (gently). Then, we pan to Sisqo in the parking lot throwing a bitch fit in his Range Rover. The "scene" ends with someone screaming something at Sisqo truck as it burns rubber out of the parking lot ... it sounded like they said "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING!. CTFU! Let me find out Sisqo is driving with an expired license.

Within 10 full minutes, Dru Hill re-united, then re-broke up. Hilarity. I blame them ... They should know that they have to spell things out a little differently for Woody.