Someone call Da Brat. Mariah need more friends. Her mind is slipping with no meds or friends in sight.
According to Fox News, Mariah really did lose her mind (again) and has become "hemmed up" in a marriage situation with Nick Canon aka Nick Jr. See ... sigh ... I thought her album was selling well? She's looking fabulous. She's like the biggest selling female artist since ... well ... ever. Live performances are marginally improved. I mean ... I'm really not understanding why she needed to marry a former Nick Jr. star for publicity. Not now. Not yet. And Not HIM! This is so not a publicity stunt worthy for a diva like Mariah. There's no rhyme or reason to her craziness. Then again ... this is Mariah Carey otherwise known as the near 40 year old cougar that still collects butterflies and rainbows. I can't think of many reasons for this stunt, given that she's already released her new album and it's doing fairly well ... but I tried:
1. She needed to find a way ... any way ... to compete with that other cougar on the charts, Madonna.
2. She's greedy. Her album didn't sell 3million copies the first week, so the marketing campaign needed a boost.
3. She needed to align herself with a media friendly character after she flashed out on her background singer during that hot mess of a performance on Good Morning America.
4. She became jealous of the Bey-Z wedding.
5. Her bio clock is ticking and ... Nick Jr. is nice and ... well ... she's ain't getting no younger, might as well do this.
And didn't Nick Jr. recently end his publicity stunt of an engagement to Selita Eubanks? It's not working Nick. Go back to Christina Milian ... now y'all can use each other.
Mariah, this is so not effective and ill timed. She really needed to enlist a bigger star for this stunt. Perhaps she should divorce Nick and marry P. Diddy. Now that would be news.
Da Brat please put the blunt down and handle this.
